An Open Letter To The A**hole Who Stole My Car Last Night

Hey, you. It’s me.

Soooo, how are you liking my 2014 Toyota Sienna XLE minivan?

What’s it been, about 24 hours since you took it, right? It’s a smooth ride, don’t you think?

I hope you’ve been enjoying it, and that it’s been worth it to you to steal my car.

Please, catch me up on what you’ve been doing with it since you drove off last night. Seriously, I’d love to know.